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September 1st, 2010 (06:07 pm)

Hello, I am not sad today! I have basically not even felt sick all day AND fought off the urge to get a spur of the moment tattoo. GOOD FOR ME!

I wonder a lot if my Mum reads this? I bet she does. HI MUM! Just so you know, I can not find your brooch and I think it might have been stolen. I take really, really good care of things that mean that much to me and could not have lost it. I lied to you last weekend about leaving it at home because I thought you might actually hit me. My psychologist told me today though that if I can tell you, while believing that it honestly was not my fault, it will be the best day of my life. I was thinking of jumping in front of some traffic instead. Please don't kill me on Saturday!

I have discovered Twitter, which kind of sucks for everyone else because I have basically an endless stream of things to tell the world and none of them are as funny as anything Ryan Adams says. Why did I start lifejournalling? I don't remember. I have had basically endless things running through my brain in the last few days as Seancat has had my computorz and thus I have not been able to spew my brain up on the internet. Here are some things in my brain right now:

1) I am eating my feelings, and I blame Christina Hendricks.
2) Oh my God, how can one person be as tired as I am CONSTANTLY.
3) I am afraid that everyone in the apartment building thinks that i am a real bad rabbit mum.
4) I am scared of getting drunk.
5) I don't know how to stop getting drunk and being that girl who messages everyone for self assurance / psycho stalking purposes.
6) I am not allowed to be left alone in my own house for more than about twenty minutes at a time and it is driving me pretty insane, so I have been staying in bed a whole bunch because no one talks to you when you pretend you are sleeping.
7) I threw up the other day after Collingwood lost. I was THAT disgusted in Dayne Beams.
8) I'd still wed him, though.
9) I have no idea how I have landed this job here that I work. It is an endless dance party but with hats, drawing, blogging and fun stories about everyone's cats.
10) I'm bored of drawing but I am not allowed to be.
11) I am thinking right now about what I will go and eat next although I am still totally full. It will probably be left over chips from the other night when Mum and I (HI MUM!) went to a preview screening of Tomorrow When the War Began, which I am pretty sure noone likes anymore. I love John Marsden. He is one of the most interesting people I have ever met and said the best thing about writing to me that anyone ever has. Anyways, if anyone else is still ten years old in their brains: THIS MOVIE IS SO GREAT I CRIED HEAPS OMG.
12) This is actually pretty bland for you all.
13) I can actually feel myself getting sadder now. I hope the episode of Undercover Boss that is on tonight (ABOUT HOOTERS) will solve this partially.

UNGH.

Comments

Posted by: metao (metao)
Posted at: September 2nd, 2010 01:47 am (UTC)

EAT YOUR GRITS AND YOU CAN GO HOME

I lol'd pretty hard when that guy got owned at the end.

HI MUM-ANNA!

Posted by: metao (metao)
Posted at: September 2nd, 2010 01:48 am (UTC)

Posted by: Kate-Anna & her boyfriends (teacupbandits)
Posted at: September 2nd, 2010 03:25 am (UTC)

What if I am both of those! Crazy Cat Cat Lady?!?! OH NO.

Posted by: Kate-Anna & her boyfriends (teacupbandits)
Posted at: September 2nd, 2010 03:28 am (UTC)

He was like a cartoon character! I cannot believe he exists. Also, I cannot wait to go to Hooters.

Posted by: metao (metao)
Posted at: September 2nd, 2010 03:34 am (UTC)

I don't think that there are many vegan options at Hooters.

Posted by: Kate-Anna & her boyfriends (teacupbandits)
Posted at: September 2nd, 2010 04:43 am (UTC)

I just want beer and a singlet.

Posted by: metao (metao)
Posted at: September 2nd, 2010 04:52 am (UTC)

You were born for that singlet.

I was born for the chicken wings.

Posted by: Jessica McLeod (tiny_monster)
Posted at: September 2nd, 2010 03:00 am (UTC)
robot

I would love to hear what John Marsden told you about writing! He is amazing.

Posted by: Kate-Anna & her boyfriends (teacupbandits)
Posted at: September 2nd, 2010 03:21 am (UTC)

I got quite worked up about writing when I was chatting to him a few years ago and he said 'Kate, all you can do is write about what you love. That is all you need to tell a great story.'
I think about it still when I am stuck!!

Posted by: Q (doublequack)
Posted at: September 4th, 2010 11:01 am (UTC)

i saw some of that undercover boss, they do chicken wings but no breasts? surely there is some cross promotion waiting to happen. Also everyone in texas is fkn scary.

Posted by: Anneke (hotels_inthesea)
Posted at: September 4th, 2010 03:54 pm (UTC)

I am actually really (happy?/relieved?/proud??something that's a bit like all these things but not as parental-sounding?) about 4) and 5) because, you know. I've been scared of you getting drunk since like, year 8. Fortunately you are and have always been more wonderful than anything and I hope this means that you are starting to realise that?!

I know exactly what we should do. Hell-o, standup comedy hangovers, anyone?

Posted by: Anneke (hotels_inthesea)
Posted at: September 4th, 2010 03:56 pm (UTC)

Thursday Sep 9 Double headliner

The Charles Hotel, 509 Charles Street, North Perth.

Thursday September 9

Show 8.00 -10.00pm

$18/$15 conc. funny@comedylounge.com.au

Minimum 6 acts every show.

Double headliner Gab Rossi

Tahir (Fat Pizza)

+ MC +support acts.

Posted by: s (einlama)
Posted at: September 7th, 2010 11:51 am (UTC)

hellof cute picture in that pigeonhole blog, man.

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